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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer
  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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(Source: panerasexual)

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)

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